side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
I feel so fucking bad when I see the singer’s face after they forgot lyrics on stage
like don’t worry I would legitimately pay to see you doing absolutely nothing for 74 hours straight just don’t be upset pls
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
remember: if a stranger tries to touch you in a place you don’t want to be touched and tries to laugh it off when you react, be sure to sam pepperspray that bastard right between the goddamn eyes
Hey lovelies, I’m giving away one copy of the AP mag with 5sos on the cover and one copy of the Amnesia EP!
yes, I’ll ship worldwide!
- must be following me
- reblog as many times as you want
- likes only count for bookmarking
- no giveaway accounts pls
I’ll pick a winner (with a random number generator) on October 17th, good luck!!
feel free to message me if you have any questions!
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
without an ion
everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
1 year of Wherever You Are - 23/09/13
We made this video just for you for a song we wrote called ‘Wherever You Are’. The video looks back on some of the memories we’ve shared with the 5SOS fam since it all started in 2011 :) x
by Tomasz Machnik